absurd_resamphibianaquaticarthropodbloodbodily_fluidscigarcoelasquidcomiccommander_badassdialogueelemental_creatureenglish_textferalfishfungusgeneration_1_pokemongolem_(pokemon)goo-connected_lipsgoo_creaturegrassgroupgyaradoshi_reshumaninsectjared_kowalskikangaskhanlong_imagemagikarpmalemammalmarsupialmineral_faunamr._fishmukmushroomnidorinonintendoopen_mouthpinnipedpinsirplantpokemonpokemon_(species)pokemon_professorpoliwagprofessor_oakrattatarockrock_creaturerodentscalieseelsmokesmokingtall_imageteethtextthe_punchline_is_machismotongue